| watching ‘the price is right’ | foraging for nuts & berries | schtick | |
|---|---|---|---|
| exercize | infinitesimal | some | lots |
| % of people actually having fun | .0001 (the actual guy who won something on the show) | 0 | 100 |
| high point | finding ‘faily decent’ slim jim between the cushions of couch | discovering unusually large mullberry | too numerous to mention |
| you are maimed in the course of doing _____. what do you exclaim as you grasp the affected limb(s)? | blast you, bob barker and your ‘have your pet spayed or neutered’ ploy! | ouch | (y)ouch |
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